I don't understand

19, livin' in phoenix, spending my days hangin' with my dog and always hungry.

lilcochina:

weloveshortvideos:

When you realise you’ve had one too many..

Oh my god

fataleflare:

weloveshortvideos:

Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

(via missrunescape)

  • me: what is your race
  • white person: 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will

j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

(via oknope)

5am burritos wit my main bitch @morestanberries

5am burritos wit my main bitch @morestanberries